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Wednesday, 14 April 2010

A Rude Awakening

Posted on 07:31 by Unknown
A Rude Awakening



He was the most beautiful man she’d ever seen. He had told her that she was the beautiful woman he had ever seen. She knew that he was lying to her. All men lied. So it didn’t bother her. Besides, she had done her homework. For three months she had studied women, the clothes they wore, and the things they did to attract men. Men were easy. All she had had to do was leave a few buttons of her blouse open, and wear a skirt with a slit cut a bit higher than normal. She thought he would try to undress her in the elevator. How improper.
            
She was sore. She didn’t think sex would be painful. When she told the Beautiful Man she was a virgin he hadn’t believed her. He laughed, in fact. After she had pressed the matter he had been all the more eager to have sex with her. She didn’t think she wanted to have sex as a woman anymore. It had felt better when she was a man.
            
Now that she had had sex as a man, and a woman, she was ready to make her decision. The Queen Mother had told her she would need to choose whether she would spend her allotted time as a man or a woman. She was ready to choose. She would be a man. Looking at the Beautiful Man as he slept she decided she would look like him. She had never seen a man so beautiful. And if she were going to spend her allotted time as a man she wanted to be beautiful.
            
Turning over on her side she put her hand on the Beautiful Man’s face. Rubbing it ever so gently her face shifted to look as beautiful as his. Grasping his arms her biceps changed from slender and meek to bulge with muscle. Wherever she let her fingers glide her body changed and became a beautiful copy of the Beautiful Man.
            
All that was left was his sex organ. It was not so large as the one from her previous male body, but maybe she could make an alteration. Talking the organ in her hand it became erect with pleasure. The man moaned and muttered but she did not understand him. For no apparent reason the man jumped from the bed shouting what she had come to recognize as curses. He asked who she was, but when she told him, he did not believe her. Storming out of the door he screamed he better never see her again. Humans are the strangest creatures, she thought. Unfortunately she had no male sex organ, now. She would not be enjoying her allotted time as a man.
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