I was in the shower this morning - well, actually I started thinking about this at work yesterday - and I was thinking about what kind of alternative universe I would create if I had the ability. Hmmmm . . .
Now, we've seen Lost do the side verse. Awesome concept. Interesting a long the way. In the end it was poorly executed.
If I created a Mark-Verse it would serve no other purpose then for my entertainment.
To start off with I would have the choice of practicing polygamy. Notice I said I would have the choice. That does not mean I would make the choice. But if I did I would have four wives:
First, I would continue to be married to Mrs. W. She is beautiful, the only woman I could imagine keeping around full time, and the only woman I can say I'll ever truly love. She would be in charge of the fashion of the world. She sets the standard and of course you buy. Don't worry she has great tastes. Second, she would be in charge of the rest of my wives. They'd be like her serving girls or something. *shrugs*
Second, I would marry Scarlett Johansson. Her purpose in our marriage would be to continually act the part of Natasha Romanoff. On a nightly basis she would pick a movie for me to watch.
Third, Evangeline Lilly. She would be the first mate of my pirate ship. That's right, I said a pirate ship. We would sail the oceans blue hunting for buried treasures and sending land lubbers to Davey Jones's locker.
Fourth, Zooey Deschanel. I would marry her for her pretty voice. For my dinner every night she would be dressed in some glamorous outfit that Mrs. W. told her to wear, and she would serenade me while I eat my meal.
In my Mark-Verse Peter Pan would be a real person, and he would be my best friend. We would fly through Neverland looking for trouble and adventure with the Lost Boys, and day and night we would terrorize Captain Hook.
I would have lots of pets in my Mark-Verse. But my favorites would be: Diesel, my pit-bull that I had to have put down a few months ago. He would be alive and would accompany me to Neverland and would sail the seas with me as top dog on my pirate ship. I would also have a pet dragon. He would be monstrous. He would live in the keep of my castle. He'd be 40ft tall and 80ft long. His wing span would be seen from lands around as we soar through the sky. He scales would be black as night and his eyes would shine like gold. He would breath fire hotter than 400 hell. Nightwind would be able to melt Mount Everest with nothing more than an exhale.
Derek Trucks would be the music of my Mark-Verse. No matter where I would go his music would be there. He would be omni-present so that I could see him in concert no matter what city I would travel to. Susan Tedeschi would also be there and Warren Haynes. I would be able to enjoy their jam sessions whenever I wanted to.
The best thing about my Mark-Verse is that Jesus is a hippy-vagabond. He travels the land spreading peace and love, and my Mark-Verse is perfect because of Him. He's there to help whenever someone needs helping.
For the time this is my Mark-Verse. I'm sure this world will expand. When it does you'll be able to read about it here.
Until next time,
Adios and via con dios.
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