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Monday, 17 January 2011

Words for Writers: Moments of Zing

Posted on 13:11 by Unknown
I have a file on my computer labeled Treasure Trove. The purpose of this file is for ideas that I don't want to use in stories, but may have some use for later. Every now and then I'll I look through the Treasure Trove to see if there's anything interesting I may have forgotten about. The Treasure Trove is like the island of Misfit Toys. These ideas don't want to be in there. They want to be used. They're just pieces that don't fit to any particular puzzle. Yet.

Anyway, since about the first of January I've been working on a story idea, and towards the end of last week it went stale mate. I was really discouraged over it. I had three protagonists who's stories I was attempting to  meld together, a magic system that seemed purposeless, and a world I was struggling to build. Yesterday morning I decided to file everything . . . EVERYTHING . . . in the Treasure Trove. This was about a month's worth of work, close to 100 hours of investment, all for naught.

After filing away the story I put my laptop away. I didn't really want to think about writing. I sat around and read for a few hours, until my wife got home. After she arrived I had her cut my hair. She doesn't talk too much when she cuts my hair so I sat and thought about my story. I was thinking about one of the three main characters. This guy was an odd ball. He didn't mesh with the other two. Essentially all my problems were being caused by this guy. I put him out of my mind, and out of  no where I had a moment of zing. If you don't know what zing is allow me to explain.

Listening to some authors talk about where they get their ideas can sound almost mystical. In some ways conjuring up ideas can be a little magical. Therefore, moments of zing is when an idea falls from the heavens, jumps up and hits you in the face, or is hand delivered by your muse. Sitting on the stool, with the hum of clippers in my ear, an idea about the magic system gripped me, and would not let go. It made perfect sense. After my wife finished cutting my hair, I was in the shower rolling around the idea of this magic system, and within 15 minutes I had the cause and effect of this magic figured out. The working of this magic would go along perfect with the story I had just put on a boat to the Treasure Trove. The only problem was the protagonist that wasn't getting along with everyone else.

For whatever reason I always get my best ideas in the shower. I think my Muse must be a water nymph. Standing there in the shower my Muse introduced me to a new character that could replace the guy that didn't fit in. This new character would also be perfect for the magic I just developed. I quickly finished my shower, and ran to my laptop. With excitement I rescued these files from the Treasure Trove. I put fingers to keys - it was as if they were on fire - and put down all the ideas that I had received over the last half hour.

Gladly, my story was saved. I'm about to work on it some more. I'm excited.

Lastly, I think the secret to getting great ideas, is always be on the lookout for them. Moments of Zing are going to hunt you out. You must hunt for them. It's not like God steps from the throne room, and hand delivers a message. They're natural moments that are mostly unexpected, but happen because you were paying attention. Most of my best ideas have come while I was reading. I see an idea that a writer was trying to get across, and I think of how I could put a new or different spin on it, and voila(!) I have a story with new potential.

Remember, be on the lookout, moments of Zing are out there, are happening, right now. They're not looking for you. You have to look for them.

*If you'd like to read more about the Zing check out John Brown's website. He has two articles about Zing. The first: "Capture the Zing" is quite a dandy. It's where I first learned about the Zing, and how to recognize when I have having those moments. The second: "Zing Hunting Methods" is great for when you're dry, and may be struggling with a block. John gives you a few methods to generate ideas.
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Wednesday, 12 January 2011

Words for Writers: Don't be Unique. Be Yourself.

Posted on 12:52 by Unknown
I think the most annoying piece of writing advice I've seen given by any writer is, "Be unique." Honestly, I don't know what they're trying to say. I think it's a pat answer.

About once a week I have a moment where I feel a fair amount of suckage. That is to say I would like to rip my laptop out of the wall, and throw it through my office window. When I first started writing I went through an extended period of trying to be unique. I want to be a fantasy writer. The fantasy genre is full of tropes and cliches. I, however, was going to be different. I was going to change the face of fantasy. For about six months I trashed every single thing I wrote. I felt like maybe being a fantasy writer was too high of an aspiration. Maybe I should write in another genre. The problem is I don't love other genres like I love fantasy.

In my personal life the two most important relationships I have are with my wife, and with fantasy literature. Trying to write in another genre was an asinine thought on my part.

I was doing the dishes last night, and came to a realization. I'm not going to tell great stories by attempting to be unique. I'm only ever going to tell great stories by being myself. I am an individual. There is no one else like me, and that by itself makes me unique. That makes the stories I tell unique. I love Brandon Sanderson, and I wish to God that I had thought of some of the magic systems that he's come up with, but  I haven't. There's no reason for me to fret over coming up with a magic system to compete with what Mr. Sanderson does. That's stupid on my part. I need to let who I am come out in the magic I create. Patrick Rothfuss is my favorite blogger. Honestly, you could take away every blog I enjoy, and I would be okay with that. If you took away Patrick Rothfuss I would have a shit fit. Now, as much as I'd love to be as witty, and as funny as Pat is, my blog will never be that. I'm straight forward, no b.s., full speed ahead.

I am who I am. There's no reason to change that. I'm unique just by being myself. As a writer I need to be myself.

Whatever you want to do in life. Whether it be: school teaching, music, writing, photography, or running your own business, it doesn't matter. Be yourself. Your idea may have been done before, but it's never been done by you. You're different. That will make your song, your story, your painting, your business different from everything out there.

Be yourself, friend. Don't get caught in the trap of attempting to be unique. You already are.
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Wednesday, 5 January 2011

Words for Writers: Write or Die

Posted on 14:34 by Unknown
I've been working on some back story for a current project, and started running out of steam. To relax my mind, and gather some thoughts, I thought I would write a post.


This topic has been a prevalent one in the past week.


If there's something that you love, that you dream of spending the rest of your life doing, you can find an untold number of reasons why not to accomplish that dream. Very often there doesn't seem to be as many reason why you should pursue the gold at the end of the rainbow. I mean, it's your dream, and dreams don't come true.


Do they?


My dream is to be a published fantasy writer. I would love to introduce readers to worlds unexplored, and tell them stories of great battles, invincible warriors, and valiant kings. There's plenty of reason not to pursue that dream. The publishing industry is in a state of shift. Without that the business is a competitive one, agents and editors publish what they believe will sell, and there's one fad after another that rakes in the dollar bills. There's many pressures.


Of course, no matter what I pursue there's going to be pressure. If I'm going to pursue something I may as well pursue what I love. I don't want to spend the rest of my life slaving away at something I hate.


Over the weekend I was reading an interview of Brandon Sanderson's from a convention a few years back. These words had a big impact on me. He said:


"I imagine this phantom cubicle chasing me. And if catches me, I'll have to be an insurance actuary or something. That really scares me — I don't want to do that. I've wanted to be a writer since I picked up my first fantasy novel. Ever since then I said, this is what I need to do. I am terrible and I'm going to be terrible at anything else, and if I don't make it at this I'm going to be a bum on the side of the road. And then I dedicated everything I had to doing that."


There's not a whole lot that I love. I can't imagine spending the rest of my life doing anything other than writing. If I did I would be miserable.


Before I sat down to write this afternoon I received a phone call from a good friend. I answered and he asked if I was about to write. I told him I was, and jokingly he said, "Write or die." I laughed but I knew those words were filled with truth. 


Write or die.


To put icing on the cake, I visited a blog I enjoy, and J.M. Tohline wrote on the topic that's been in my mind since Saturday.


It doesn't matter what you love. Pursue that and take death as the only other option. It'd be a sad life wasting away at something, showing up for no other reason than a paycheck. All the while you wonder if you could have reached for the stars, and have snatched a few from the sky.


For me my only options are: Write or Die.


What are your's?


*If you get the opportunity click on J.M.'s name. The link will take you to his blog. Read it. You'll be inspired, and far less of your time will be taken.
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Monday, 3 January 2011

Words for Readers: Read for Life

Posted on 13:03 by Unknown
Today I had planned on doing a blog aimed at writers, but on my way home from work I got an idea.

I read many many blogs designated for writers. Some bloggers chronicle their journey of their writing experience. Others offer advice and input hoping to help someone else become better at their craft. I have no criticism for any of the blogs. I love them and check them all multiple times a day - I'm obsessive like that.

Sadly, I haven't found as many blogs catering to readers.

It may be because I haven't searched out such blogs. It doesn't really matter. Now, that I've resurrected the Madhouse you can expect a weekly post entitled, "Words for Readers." I want to invite you to journey with me in my life of reading.

Reading is as serious as writing. Without the reader you can't have the writer, and vice versa. The writer owes his life to the reader, and the reader owes the same to the writer. Some look at this as a business, but it's more than that. If the writer looks to the reader as his job, or the way in which he brings home the bacon, then the reader has been cheated. If the reader looks to the writer as a form of escapism then the reader has cheated the writer.

The writer is the reader's avenue to a life unexperienced. A writer's biggest priority is to stretch the soul and the imagination of those that dare to read his work. The writer is opening a door of life that the reader has yet to open. The writer, in fact, holds the key in his hand that allows the reader to go places he has never dared.

For the writer the reader is a challenge. The writer must offer the reader a slice of life that may be undiscovered, or maybe he's making the reader's life better in some way. A writer can offer the reader: pain, excitement, happiness, comfort, love, friendship, and life.

As a reader seek out books that let you taste all the different flavors of life. You can't get that by reading only your favorite author, or closing yourself off to one genre only. Read every book that you can get your hands on.

I love fantasy. I read fantasy more than anything else. At one point, fantasy was the only thing that I would read. Reading one genre only would be like eating ice cream and nothing else. Sure it tastes good, but it's not very healthy. I branched out and started reading genres I didn't think I would enjoy, and since have found some writers that I adore. Joe Hill, Charles Portis, and Kurt Vonnegut are three such authors I have an affinity for. If I hadn't veered away from Brandon Sanderson or Robert Jordan I would not have discovered these three amazing authors. I'm glad I did. Each of the five authors I've listed offer something that no one else can. They offer me life in different shapes, sizes, and styles.

The next book you read make it one that isn't necessarily your style. Find an author who has something to say that you don't want to hear. Read words that are written in a way you haven't read them before. You won't do that by reading the same genre or writer over and over and over. If you only read fantasy then pick up some Fitzgerald. If you only read the classics then check out Patrick Rothfuss. Go boldly where you never have gone before.

Be daring, Reader!

Don't read for pleasure or entertainment only. Read for life!
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Saturday, 17 July 2010

Inception is a Dream Come True

Posted on 13:03 by Unknown
This is probably one of the most difficult blogs I've sat down and tried to post. I've waited for this movie for around a year or more. I've hyped myself up so much about this movie that I would have told you this picture was the cure for cancer. Thankfully Christopher Nolan deliver. I believe this is his magnum opus. It sailed above every movie he's made previously. Niether Momento, Batman Begins, nor The Dark Knight can compare. Nolan has set the bar so high with this movie that it will be a long time before a sci-fi movie can compare. I do believe that the only competition that will be offered to Inception will a rival of Nolan's filming.

To try and articulate how I was near falling out of my seat because I was so far on the edge is difficult. Inception is aweing, mind bending, and genius. I've never seen a movie so breath taking. Scene after scene of cinematic risks - things that I can't call a comparison for. To try and compare this movie to James Bond, Oceans 11, or The Matrix is absurd. To try and box this movie in those terms is shallow at best. They cannot compare to Inception because they are nothing like it.

The movie is a spectacle from beginning to end, but my favorite scene of the movie was the ending. It was emotional and a great pay off for such an overwhelming movie. But in true sci-fi fashion Nolan leaves you with a moment that makes you think and say, "Hey, wait a minute!"

James Cameron should take note from Nolan. This is how movies should be made. You don't have to use gimmicks. Inception was made without 3D and I enjoyed it more than Avatar, it was an original movie, and had such a fantastic story. You need to go to the movie and experience it for yourself. I've not tried to break Inception down scene by scene with this review. It would taint the movie. Inception can't be explained. It must be seen. Go see it, please. You won't regret it.

Without a doubt Inception is my number one movie for 2010:

1. Inception

2. How To Train Your Dragon

3. Toy Story 3

4. Shutter Island

5. Despecable Me

6. Iron Man 2

7. Grown Ups

8. Predators

9. Date Night

10. Robin Hood

11. Killers

12. The Crazies

13. Kick-Ass

14. Alice in Wonderland

15. The Book of Eli

16. Remember Me

17. Valentine's Day

18. The Bounty Hunter
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Sunday, 11 July 2010

Despicable Me Was Not Despicable To Me

Posted on 20:06 by Unknown

Okay, in all honesty, I did not have high hopes for this movie. There were no particular reason that I set the bar low. It was just low by nature. From start to finish Despicable Me was some of the most fun I've ever had at the theater. Of all the movies I've seen this 2010 it's only rival, as far as fun factor goes, is How To Train Your Dragon.

Gru was awesome. I loved this character as much as Michael Scott. Whether Steve Carrel chose to play Gru by his own choosing, or was influenced to do so, I thank God that he did. One of his best performances.

Without hesitation I would say that the little girls stole the show. Of course they were animated, but they were so cute. I wanted to take them home with me. All day I've thought about my favorite line of the movie from Agnes: "IT'S SO FLUFFY, I'M GONNA DIE!"I can't remember laughing so hard except for when I watched (and re-watched) The Hangover.

How can I forget the Minions. I would not complain in the least if they started making animated shorts of the funny little guys to be played before any movie I saw. Really I would like to see a Top Ten Plays from Sportscenter dedicated to these guys.

I would love to see a sequels for this movie, and I don't say that often. They did not set it up for one, but it would not be hard to carry this movie into a franchise.

Go see this movie. You'll have so much fun you might die!

2010's Top Movies:

1. How To Train Your Dragon

2. Toy Story

3. Shutter Island

4. Despicable Me


5. Iron Man 2

6. Grown Ups

7. Predators

8. Date Night

9. Robin Hood

10. Killers

11. The Crazies

12. Kick-Ass

13. Alice in Wonderland

14. The Book of Eli

15. Remember Me

16. Valentine's Day

17. The Bounty Hunter
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Saturday, 10 July 2010

Predators Ripped My Spine Out and Gurgled My Blood

Posted on 08:08 by Unknown
When I first heard that they were doing a new Predator movie I was overtly skeptical. The Alien vs. Predator franchise was to Predator what Joel Schumacher was to Batman. Both nearly murdered their respective characters.

I began to change my mind when I saw the first trailer for the movie. The execution of the preview was perfect. It made me remember the first Predator: Arnold's muscle bulging as he fires his machine gun, Jesse Ventura's classic one liners, and the coolest movie monster. Ever.

I wanted to see this movie so bad that I went to the first showing yesterday before work. I went by myself and was pleasantly surprised to find that a lot of people had the same idea that I did. It's always nice to go to see a movie and the theater be nearly empty. I like the solitude of the experience. But it's nice to be in a room full of people wanting to see a movie that deserves to be seen Predators deserves to be seen.

Now, if you're wanting a movie that's thought provoking and intelligent. Predators is not the movie for you. There are no deep concepts or moments that make you go, "wow."

However, if you're looking for a movie that's bloody and violent . . . Predators is the movie you'll want to see. Everything I hoped that Predators would deliver it delivered. Robert Rodriguez must be commended because he took the movie back to the roots of the first movie.

The only downside of the movie is the dialogue. Much of it was pretty cheesy. A friend of mine told me that RobRod intentionally has cheesy dialogue. Knowing that makes me appreciate the movie that much more. If you can get past the dialogue - which I was able to - you'll love this movie.

The best part of the movie: spine ripping, awesome guns, characters you end up caring about, etc.

Without ado here's 2010's movie rankings:

1. How To Train Your Dragon

2. Toy Story

3. Shutter Island

4. Iron Man 2

5. Grown Ups

6. Predators


7. Date Night

8. Robin Hood

9. Killers

10. The Crazies

11. Kick-Ass

12. Alice in Wonderland

13. The Book of Eli

14. Remember Me

15. Valentine's Day

16. The Bounty Hunter
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